Fear is healthy. I wish it came in a pill. I'd bottle it up and sell it to little children and the elderly.

“The phrase “Rat you out” is offensive because it’s not offensive enough. It sho…”

“I won’t put up with a woman who tries to put me down. But I might put out if sh…”

“One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate …”

“Love sounds like an elephant weighs. I know, because I’ve seen it with my own t…”