Feathers blowing in the wind is no more a bird than a pile of crumpled up receipts from champagne, chocolate, and flower purchases is a true indication that a man loves a woman.


“I can fly a plane, but I can’t fly a planet. Not without a seatbelt the size of…”

“Maybe is such a gray response. It is the raincloud of answers, and if you say i…”

“Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love…”

“There are many ways to kill someone. I prefer laughter, and doing it slowly, ov…”