Festivus for the Restivus! Auteur: Jerry Seinfeld Copy Quote More from Jerry Seinfeld “I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you kn…” “The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!” “And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE…” “You see, that's the true spirit of Christmas: people being helped by people oth…”