Festivus for the Restivus! Auteur: Jerry Seinfeld Copy Quote More from Jerry Seinfeld “The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!” “Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. ” “A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people …” “I don't wanna be a Pirate!!!!”