Five minutes ago it was five minutes late, and my watch is five minutes slow.

“Politics isn’t dirty. And neither are politicians. No, politicians are filthy.”

“If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottl…”

“Republicans don’t stand for the beliefs of the right, and Democrats don’t stand…”

“A blanket could be split in two—divided in half, like hereditary territory one …”