Flying is simple. Hitting the ground is hard

“‎'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted....'Eating' it too.....a lot perverte…”

“I freely admit to enjoying the attentions Women lavish on me- Although it's usu…”

“If you live life on your own terms, people will definitely not understand you”

“I started to enjoy the regal sport of cockfighting... but I'm still having trou…”