Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm a bleeping idiot.

“I stand up, trying to shake myself mentally. Get over him, Maggie, I instruct m…”

“But I hardly hear anyone, because Trevor is kissing me and whispering, over and…”

“Ten bucks says the virgin dies before the slut,” I said, taking a sip of my sod…”

“It's safe to be in love with someone you know you'll never have. Nothing is rea…”