For dinner I had seared sneer with a glaze of distant gaze, and a side of mashed pride covered in grace.

“She said, “You disgust me. How do you live with yourself?” So I said, “Like I l…”

“I don’t quite know how to respond to people who say that I dance like my genita…”

“And if I’d been a good boy that day, I’d get to eat Chlorella for dessert. Chlo…”

“I keep my valuable things locked up. Everybody does. Therefore, criminals must …”