For God’s sake, man, cover up your erection. Here, use the back pocket of my jeans.

“Broke is a relative term, like sister, cousin, or Uncle Sam.
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“I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping …”

“I needed to take her to a concert, or maybe invite her out to go stencil street…”

“I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little le…”