For me, it's Jesus plus nothing-...

“When you are in high school, you don't give much thought to what you can't do. …”

“I think a father’s job, when it’s done best, is to get down on both knees, lean…”

“Finally, and definitely the coolest part, is that you get a card from the State…”

“Then the nickel must have dropped when he realized I had pranked him as he groa…”