For me, it’s not about winning an award. It’s also about not even being nominated.

“A brick could be used to let that special someone in your life know how much yo…”

“I drove your lunch to work, and I parked it in my stomach.”

“I’m half naked. The question is not, Am I getting dressed or undressed? the que…”

“There’s no way to tell you the bad news without saying it, so I’ll say it with …”