For me, TV and broke go together. Not as in, The TV is broken, but more of noticing that most people who watch too much TV are broke.

“I’m trying to liquidate my assets. Somebody get me a straw.”

“Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.”

“God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all thing…”

“No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Ti…”