For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, they were kind enough to fill it up with cat litter.

“Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. Well, this week. Last …”

“A blanket could be used to cover up your infidelity. Either use the blanket to …”

“A brick could be used as a scapegoat. But don’t blame the brick. The brick didn…”

“Right now is the youngest I’ll ever be, so I suppose I’d better act immature wh…”