For my books, I do everything short of writing my own reviews. Those I do tall.

“Everybody thinks they’re a prophet. They must, or nobody would get married. Or …”

“After reading one of my one-liners a few years ago, a former professor of mine …”

“I always misspell the word “unique,” just to keep it youneeq.”

“I don’t care if you live by the motto: let the chips fall where they may, but d…”