For once, I felt everything. And the biggest thing I felt was the way I felt about you. That was like a hammer to the heart.

“He backed away from me, clutching the phone to his chest. “What?”“Gimme the pho…”

“The Dex Foray special involves two lubed fingers, a lot of tongue and a cigaret…”

“He was like a living, breathing painting on an all-male canvas.”

“Who the hell is Old Roddy?” I said angrily. I was sick of feeling like I wasn’t…”