For the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn't such a great skill to have.

“In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most…”

“You realize that there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching.”

“Sex reincarnated that good, pure girl, but as something else.”

“I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I’d never have. Burn the Amazon rain f…”