For the time being I’ll be a being in time. And when I die, I’ll happily be compost for a greener world.

“People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a spor…”

“A good server knows how to be seen, yet remain invisible. I was a great server,…”

“Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.”

“A brick could be used to change the channel on a TV. Or at least turn it off—pe…”