For your birthday, I got you a box. Hooray! It’s empty, so you can fill it with whatever you want.

“I swam in the neighborhood peel. I mean pool. I guess I threw that pee in there…”

“A blanket could be used for a soft opening of a new casino. The softer the bett…”

“The only equality that exists on earth is time. We all have exactly 24 hours in…”

“I loved all the words in his book—just not in the order he arranged them, or th…”