For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be.

“Every night I pray I whisper into a megaphone, not only so God is sure to hear,…”

“You can’t believe every word you read while watching TV. (Even with closed capt…”

“Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as muc…”

“I am Cloud “Combat” McCloud. Fear my thunder! Love my chicken tenders.”