For your birthday I’ll give you 100 copies of your least favorite author’s book, and they’ll all be autographed. Now, should I sign the cover, or the inside flap?

“An ice sculpture in the Sahara makes about as much sense as donkey left open ga…”

“I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get …”

“Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA’s moon landing was faked. Well of cours…”

“My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life…”