For your learning disability pleasure, I’ll be playing a song backwards.

“You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I’ll als…”

“As a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a gre…”

“If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my …”

“The locked door in my house is just a diversion. The real valuable items are ou…”