Forget food for thought. Give me food for my belly.

“Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving…”

“She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?”

“I was born with a lazy eye. It didn’t define me as a person. It did, however, d…”

“I’m sure I look memorable in my tuxedo, and she looks gorgeous in her wedding g…”