From afar they looked like sexy legs, until I got closer and saw they belonged to a man, not an Amanda.

“I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, …”

“I said if I get her pregnant, I’d get to name our kid. She asked what I’d call …”

“I won’t ever walk out on my woman, not even if she gives me Gatorade and says I…”

“I could fuck on my back like 4:44. But I don’t. I do it like 3:33.”