From where I live now I can walk to the beach, if I have about three weeks. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I paid her a little visit, and I used a coupon with the purchase.” “Did you know you can drink food? It’s true! It’s called soup, and I eat it with…” “If I had nostrils on my index fingers, I wonder what the inside of my nose woul…” “There should be a language called Nail, so I could more naturally say, “My nail…”