Fruit punch is better than a sucker punch—but quick, flex your abs.

“Last night I snuck an orchestra into the elevator at my apartment. We made elev…”

“The girl who did my oil change was so sexy that after she was done, I drove non…”

“Face to face marketing is like trying to dig a grave with a spoon. Kill it fast…”

“If I had a vulva, I’d let you drive it like a Volvo. It’s all about safety. You…”