Full-time drudge. Part-time God.

“You get a glass tank, put it where the TV used to be, and all you get is a liza…”

“The truth is nobody here is as stupid or evil as I let on. Except me.”

“Únicamente cuando se pierde todo somos libres para actuar.”

“It doesn't matter for crap that you've got three years of sobriety or that you …”