Garbage truck beepers belong in a symphony. Or would that really put the phony in symphony?

“If I were as tall as the day is night, I’d be a midget.”

“Mr. Lollipop, do I look like a sucker to you?”

“On a clear day I can see NYC. I just have to turn on the TV.”

“I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous o…”