Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.

“I often feel like a camel in the mountains, and a goat in the desert. Ah, but t…”

“A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands co…”

“Cats are like mushrooms, only you'll rarely ever hear me scream, "Get off my pi…”

“I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.”