Get off the scale, and get out of my weigh.

“As a person, I have to claim my persona as my own. If I don’t, my clone will do…”

“I stood under the umbrella for hours before I folded it up and started walking.…”

“I used pleading insanity as a threat, and now I employ it as a party favor. (Th…”

“She told me she’d never forget me as long as she lived, and I got offended, bec…”