Getting help from a guy like you is like hiring a pyromaniac to fix the oil-burner.

“I'm not making an enemy; I'm keepin' one.”

“All I'm focusing on is pickin' 'em up and layin' 'em down.”

“I have never felt like I was creating anything. For me, writing is like walking…”

“If a book is not alive in the writer's mind, it is as dead as year-old horse-sh…”