Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, except of course, not as lucky.

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustac…”

“I like remembering her as she was—a fantasy of the future.”

“The rooftop of the mouth is where the chest must sing love songs.”

“Some things change, and some things stay the same. The things that change are t…”