Gilly Gilleshpee

“I’d even had business cards made up reading, ABIGAIL COOPER, P.I. with teeny-we…”

“What kind of a man thinks it's appropriate to give his soon- to-be bride a leth…”

“I'm not quite sure which scout troop Heath belonged to, but it certainly wasn't…”

“I had one word for him, and it started with an "ass" and ended in "hole.”