Gin is a confusing drink. It’s the only liquid that’s both wet and dry.

“A backpack could be a sleeping bag for a midget—or a hatch, a hatchback.”

“Algebra is numbers forgetting why they’re letters.”

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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“My children don’t even know my name, and it’s no excuse that they haven’t even …”