Girls are so much nicer than men (apart from Tom-but homosexual).

“Weightless (in air), alcohol units 8 (but in-flight so canceled out by altitude…”

“Emotional fuckwittage”

“It seems wrong and unfair that Christmas, with its stressful and unmanageable f…”

“You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz.”