Give me a smelly hello, and a tasty goodbye. The two are connected, and without the first, you couldn’t enjoy the second.

“Republicans don’t stand for the beliefs of the right, and Democrats don’t stand…”

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are sh…”

“A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of…”

“With the rising cost of food, either the portions get smaller, or the quality g…”