God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all things on it.

“I punched him 14 times in the face, and he didn’t even try to hit me back. He w…”

“I want to write an unreliable narrator. In fact, he’ll be so unreliable that I’…”

“It’s important that my socks match. I don’t want anything that distracts from m…”

“I need to work smarter, harder, faster, and longer than you. And if I still don…”