Good friends are like appendages. It's painful to lose one, and crippling to lose two or more.

“On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars…”

“My ex was the shape of a planet, and when she wore a belt, that planet was Satu…”

“My beard has started growing a beard of its own, and I’m stuck having to take i…”

“Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole …”