Good things come to those who ate. And I’m stuffed. Like a teddy bear. That might be why I’m the World Cuddling Champion.

“I would have sex in the backseat of my car, but from back there, how would I be…”

“A blanket could be used as a tarp to cover an outdoor swimming pool the size of…”

“My car rides smooth like I’m driving a cloud. If I park it at your house, I may…”

“A brick could be strapped to the back of a pet gerbil, to teach it how to swim.…”