Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.

“I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let…”

“Do you remember the time, Mike,” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down yo…”

“It’s a great day to write a best-seller.”

“What kind of work do you do,” I asked.“Promise you won’t laugh?”“Promise.”“I’m …”