Growing up, I went through an awkward stage. It lasted from birth to last Tuesday.

“A brick is a polarizing object. Especially if you find it at either the North o…”

“I keep my love in the trunk. And I drive slowly over speed bumps, so she doesn’…”

“I was once in a battle trying to fight my way out when I realized it’s better t…”

“I saw two lizards kissing yesterday, but I scared them off. Maybe I should have…”