Half of me wants to do it, while the other half says, No, amputate the other side of your body.

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“Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there …”

“I bought an empty safe, and I keep it empty, because safety doesn’t exist, so m…”

“I would never date Austin. Not that it’s gay, but it’s simply too densely popul…”