Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it down it decomposes in my head.

“She’s beautiful, but she’s also got brains. I’ll bet zombies would love to eat …”

“I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves st…”

“I am the assembly line of love. Please take off your shoes before you run on my…”

“I stand six feet back when meeting new people. And before they can step to me a…”