Hard work would really open doors for me. So would being disabled.

“Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on mus…”

“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get…”

“I started out on a treadmill—and I just did my first marathon. And all while si…”

“I conceal myself behind cynicism because it’s safe. Camouflage is more protecti…”