Have I ever been in love? Have your ears ever itched from inside your urethra?

“For the time being I’ll be a being in time. And when I die, I’ll happily be com…”

“Agatha told me she was late, and I thought, I haven’t slept with her in years—s…”

“We’re all trying to come to terms with our mortality. Well, except for me, beca…”

“But they soon found out that Robert just wasn’t personable, which isn’t surpris…”