He attacked me, so I had to slit his throat with a steak knife. But not before I splashed Worcestershire sauce all over it.

“Trying to resist my love is like trying to hold back a tsunami with a surfboard…”

“What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked i…”

“Even if there were only seventeen syllables left in the universe, I still don’t…”

“If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.”