He can't hear you." Alex sighs. "You aren't the sharpest sheep in the barn, are you?"

"That's not even the right metaphor," I snap, my attention still focused on Richie. "It's the sharpest pencil in the box."

"Right." Alex nods. "Except you are a sheep. I'm not stupid, I just adjusted the metaphor to fit your persona-"

"Oh, shut up. Richie!" I scream again. Alex shakes his head.

Auteur: Jessica Warman