He felt as if he had been shipwrecked on the Titanic, but in the nick of time had been rescued. By the Lusitania.

“Most horses don't walk backwards voluntarily, because what they can't see doesn…”

“Joshua, cynicism is the only reasonable response to the antics of humanity.”

“Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props c…”

“You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom…”