He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.

“Awards represent achievement, and to an extent they show more about who you are…”

“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer …”

“He said he didn’t think he is good, but you can tell that secretly he thinks he…”

“Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their…”