He had a ten-gallon hat that hid a twenty-gallon fish tank inside his translucent forehead. He had fish for brains, as do most politicians.

“She told me she loved me. Most men wouldn’t know how to respond, but I did. Wha…”

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get un…”

“I should invent a stationary bike/electrical generator/phonograph player, so th…”

“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex wit…”