He has a face like chiseled stone. Of course, I could just be thinking that because I am staring at his statue. He is more handsome than a mountain. Barely.

“If I can’t see the bottom, I don’t know how much is left. Why does my love have…”

“I’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a…”

“A brick could be used to show you how much I love you. Well, maybe not a whole …”

“If the word "committee" were an acronym, the two "T"s would stand for time trav…”