He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.

“If you don't like what you're doing, it's unlikely anyone else will either, so …”

“Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man.Osgood: Well, nobod…”

“That's the way it crumbles, cookie-wise”

“That's the trouble with you readers. You know all the plots.”